So what the heck are we gonna do now? Muhammad isn't safe here. Kenny! Kenny! Dude, what the hell?! You're supposed to be watching Muhammad! Stan and Kyle see Kenny between two buildings and run up to him That's your problem! Get him back or Babs will kill you all! We will call her off when you give us Muhammad! Cruise, please call Barbra Streisand off! She's destroying everything! How do you like that?! Celebrities can get violent too! Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom, which is Tom Cruise's house. I would like to see if you wouldn't mind not smashing our little town to bits. Mecha-Streisand rounds a corner as the townsfolk run away from her Surprise to see me, asshole?! Close the door! Yeah, the old "Hasn't anything changed?" speech. No wait, I'm sorry, you're right you're right, we do have a black president. We gots our black president, but Whitey still don't trust me to use his motherfuckin' phone. Thought when we got a black president, things would be different. You just don't wanna let a black man in yo' house. There's a gas station about half a mile down the road. My lady's leg is all busted up and shit she all crawlin' around on the road lookin' like a crippled crab, man. Yo, I understand, man, but this accident is real bad, dawg. terribly sorry, but I don't let strangers in. Yo man, sorry to bother you, but there's been an accident down the street, man. Why, it's an African-American man, Kevin. Who would disturb us at this hour? We must be careful. What's this? Someone is at the door, Kevin. Soon you will have more asses than you ever dreamed of. We have to stop her! On the Super Best Friends power cycles!
I thought Barbra Streisand had been destroyed by Robert Smith. Super Best Friends! You've got to help us! The Casa Bonita is under attack! Watching porn isn't like doing coke, fag! Ohhh, and you're one to talk! With all your Internet porn! Meanwhile, at the Hall of the Super Best Friends.īuddha, will you lay off that stuff already?! It's gettin' to be a problem. If we were gonna have someone in a bear costume, why would we actually have it be Muhammad, you fucking idiot?! I really thought my idea would work for you. We promised Jesus that Muhammad would stay safely in the U-Haul! When you all said you were gonna hand Muhammad over to Tom Cruise.
Will you please step out of the bear costume? īoys, you got Santa to be Muhammad? When? Idiot, if he isn't seen, we're about to definitely get bombed.Īlright, alright, stop! We'll do what you say. If Muhammad is seen, we could get bombed. Then have him step out of the bear costume! You have until the count of ten! One!ĭon't do it, Randy. My friend and I went to the Super Best Friends and brought him here! We have no way of knowing if Muhammad is really in there. Look, gingers! You said you wanted Muhammad, we got him for you. All I can tell you, Eric, is that we were all told to stick to the story to protect someone very important. That doesn't mean anything to this poor kid. Sorry is a four letter word with a Y on the end. Phil with some kid and his teacher.Įric, I, I'm really sorry that you were put through all this. One day you're sifting through the guts of some gook in Vietnam and the next you're playing Dr. Hugs and kisses from Uncle Sam." So how do I end up here, with a nine year old kid who just wants to know who his father is? Life is funny like that. Blood ain't the stuff for eighteen year old boys from Sheboygan.
What's the matter, Conner? You don't like a little blood? I tried to sit it out as much as I could. Darkness that most people couldn't stand to see.
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